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Our Lady of Mt Carmel

Prayer Team Ministry provides individual prayer for anyone in need of physical, spiritual, emotional or special needs prayer.

Teams are available following the 9 & 11 AM and 5 PM Masses on the first Sunday of the month and following Benediction at 7 PM on the first Monday of the month.

Additional prayer and worship is available 7 PM on Thursday evenings at City of the Lord

Get information at http://cityofthelord.org

For more Prayer Team details or if you are interested in serving as a member contact DennisRicardo@cityofthelord.org

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OLMC LIFE TEEN REUNION TIME –All former Youth Leaders, Core Team Members, Parents 4 LIFE and teens during the years of 1987 to 2010 and spouses are invited to attend. Everyone is invited to a night of fun and spiritual renewal as we reminisce about the good old days of LIFE TEEN at OLMC!

The main event will be on Saturday, June 6th as we gather for at the 5:00pm Mass at Our Lady of Mt. Carmel. Chris Muglia and our Music Ministry will be leading worship with Fr. John. Bonavitacola and possibly a surprise Con-Celebrant! Afterwards we will be having a casual BBQ in McCready Hall and then gather for a retro Life night! You don’t want to miss it!





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 I N T E N T I O N S

Friday, May 29
6:30 am
Intentions of Lois Whitehurst
8:00 am
† Paul Ortiz
Saturday, May 30
8:00 am
† Martin & Emma Santa Cruz
5:00 pm
† Joseph Hessinger
Sunday, May 31
7:00 am
† Fran Sperry
9:00 am
People of Mount Carmel Parish
11:00 am
† Cecila Ortiz
5:00 pm
† Richard Gussaroff
Monday, June 1
6:30 am
† Vera Tilton
8:00 am
† Dan McInerney
Tuesday, June 2
6:30 am
† Bridget & Alessandro
8:00 am
† Intentions of Andy Soesilo
Wednesday, June 3
6:30 am
† Rick Mickle
8:00 am
† George Bustamante
Thursday, June 4
6:30 am
† MaryAnn Gann
8:00 am
† Marie Theurer

Dear Friends,

Graduations abound this time of year. Here's a reminder that education is supposed to teach you how to think. The student who took this test apparently learned how to think and quite humorously but not exactly as the teacher would have liked:


In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last one

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page

River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid state

What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage

What is the main reason for exams?
Failure

What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch or Dinner

What looks like half an apple?
The other half

If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea what would it become?
Simply a wet stone

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
Easy sleep at night

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You can never lift an elephant that has only one hand

If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands

If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
No time at all, the wall was already built

How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
Anyway you want because a concrete floor is very hard to crack

Did he answer the questions correctly? Well he didn't give the answers the teacher was looking to get. But then again he answered most of the questions correctly as written. You need to know something about the rules of grammar to understand that (verbs go with the nearest noun etc.). Still the teacher gave the student an F but an A for creativity. Somehow I think this kid will go far in life!

Let's keep all our graduates at any level in our prayers and challenge them to go out into the world and make a difference.

Let's also remember and thank all the teachers who helped form and shape the minds and hearts of our children.

>>> Want to re-read one of Fr. John's past letters?

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Events
MAY 30

8th Annual Mother-Daughter Tea

JUN 6

OLMC Life Teen Reunion

For all former Youth Leaders, Core Team Members, Parents 4 LIFE and teens during the years of 1987 to 2010 and spouses

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JUN 7

Parish Welcoming and Registration for New Members

1st Sunday of the month

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JUN 14

Wedding Orientation

2nd Sunday of the month
*NO Orientation in May

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JUN 14

A Mass in honor of Dr. Sheridan

JUN 20

8th Annual Golf Tournament

at Ken McDonald Golf Course, 800 E. Divot Dr., Tempe 85283.

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JUL 27

Vacation Bible School 2015

Registration begins Fri, May 15

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SEP 12

Spiritual Retreat for Catholic Physicians and Medical Students

sponsored by the Catholic Academy for Life Leadership

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